From the iconic Coachella episode—during which Kelli (NatashaRothwell) hilariously took an edible, LOL—to the slow-burn truths that come from the show’s breakup scenes, Insecure is full of relatability and honesty, so much so that we never want it to come to an end. Which makes it especially hard to stomach the fact that the Dec. 26 episode serves as the show’s series finale. “We always planned to tell this story through five seasons, but we couldn’t have made it this far without the tremendous support of our audience,” Rae told Deadline of the final season. “I feel blessed beyond measure to bring our characters’ stories to an end, onscreen at least.” It’s not over yet though! Relive some of the best moments with the 35 best quotes from Insecure.
35 Quotes from Insecure
- “I’m starting to resent him. Like, I spent my entire 20s with a guy I’m not even gonna end up with.” —Issa
- “Chrissy Teigen has a dope a** cookbook.” —Molly
- “Beyoncé is a better mother than me! This closet is so well organized!” —Tiffany
- “Black women aren’t bitter, they’re just tired of being expected to settle for less.” —Issa
- “I’m Molly, and I’m on molly, so that means I’m Molly-squared!” —Molly
- “Y’all know I wished for d**k!” —Kelli
- “Don’t nobody want yo Steve Harvey box set.” —Issa
- “I’m sorry for not being who you expected me to be. Who I expected me to be.” —Lawrence
- “Every Black girl that went to college likes Drake.” —Daniel
- “You gotta f**k a lot of frogs to get a good frog.” —Molly
- “F**k feeling feelings." —Issa
- “One day I looked up and my d**k meter was all the way on E.” —Molly
- “We are not about to be the Black couple fighting in Rite-Aid.” —Issa
- “Right, because everyone automatically listens to a woman when she opens her mouth.” —Molly
- “My ho-tation. I make the rules. Get in my line-up.” —Issa
- “Whatchu got in here? Yes! A Capri-Sun! You know my heart.” —Molly
- “Do these cupcakes say, ‘Congratulations on your light-skinned baby?’ Right? Cause it’s all light. Every layer is light.” —Kelli
- “Granted, having sex with me isn’t amazing, but it’s like, ‘Huh… Okay. Yeah, I’m satisfied. I’d do that again.’” —Issa
- Issa: “Kelli, shut up! You don’t even go to church.” Kelli: “I go on important days! Like when I come back from Miami—the Lord knows I get turnt!”
- Molly: “How did the kids find it in the first place?” Issa: “He was talking about what a great rapper that I was and the kids must have Googled me. Stupid smart as fk researching a kids.”
- “The basic credit tiers are Excellent, Good, Poor, Bad. It’s Issa all the way at the bottom.” —Kelli
- “That’s just what a shady b***h would say.” —Issa
- “Girl, what is so crazy about buying fake desserts to bring to Andrew so I can see if Nathan’s home?” —Issa
- “Okay. Don’t be mad. I thought we going straight to Coachella when we got here, so I took a edible.” —Kelli
- “I made a mistake, but at least I can see the s**t that I do wrong.” —Issa
- “You are my greatest love!” —Issa, singing to a taco
- “The point is, you are single. You are very single. You are so single that a tumbleweed just rolled out of your p***y.” —Kelli
- “When you were going through what you were going through, I just didn’t know how to handle it.” —Issa
- “I’m with Molly on with this one. We have to do better! We can’t just leave it all up to ChadwickBoseman.” —Tiffany
- “I don’t know what you just said, but do you know who does? God.” —Issa
- “Oh, so now y’all wanna be woke when a b***h been an alarm clock since day one? Well, beep beep, motherf–kers! BEEEEEP! BEEEEEP!” —Issa
- “We’ve given white people enough time.” —Freida
- “B*h, of course I want my man back. What the fk? I was lying.” —Issa
- “We need to decide whether we’re friends who don’t have sex or acquaintances who just have sex. Because anything otherwise is a little muddy, and I need boundaries.” —Molly
- “You were just an itch I needed to scratch.” —Issa Next up, all your questions about Issa Rae—answered!
