Some of these quotes are from comedians, and others come from literature. There are also Wednesday quotes from actors and musicians, and plenty of funny Hump Day sayings from unknown sources that are sure to make you crack a smile! Read on and get past that middle-of-the-week slump with these quotes about Wednesday!
80 Wednesday Quotes
- “Wednesdays are like Mondays in the middle of the week!” — Lee Fox Williams
- “Hump Day: not as depressing as Monday, not as exciting as Friday.” — Unknown
- “If all our national holidays were observed on Wednesdays, we could wind up with nine-day weekends.” — George Carlin
- “Worry-free Wednesday! Because worry is like a rocking star: it gives you something to do but never gets you anywhere.” — Unknown
- “To some, it’s Hump Day. To us, it’s Wednesday’s getting its ass kicked and Thursday just asking Friday to switch places.” — Dwayne Johnson
- “Even though Wednesday is in the middle of the week, there is no reason why we shouldn’t enjoy it to the maximum. Simple things such as a clear blue sky, a few minutes of peace and calm, and an accomplished task can brighten our mood.” — Unknown
- “I don’t really have any position to complain about my job. Yeah, every job has its moments like, ‘Ah, you know, it’s Wednesday. But I’m blessed. I love my work.” — John Darnielle
- “Happy Wednesday Fam! Dream big, live courageously, communicate honestly, be mindful, act with kindness, and spread love today and every day!” — Tracey Edmonds
- “I always give 100% at work: 10% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 22% Thursday, and 5% Friday.” — Unknown
- “Heaven knows the difference between Sunday morning and Wednesday afternoon. God longs to speak as clearly in the workplace as He does in the sanctuary.” — Max Lucado
- “The thing that we need the most on Wednesday is a good reserve of inspiration to keep us focused, whenever our mind wanders towards the promises of the weekend. More than inspiration, however, we need to work hard and smart to keep things going.” — Unknown
- “Wednesdays will always bring smiles for the second half of the week.” —Anthony T. Hincks
- “It must be Wednesday, there goes that camel again.” — Unknown
- “On Wednesday afternoons I could be practically anything.” — Kit Williams
- “The recipe for having a great Wednesday or a great week is making sure we work a job that we love, and which bring us joy and fulfillment. When we do things we love, nothing feels like work, and each day is a delightful journey.” — Unknown
- “A Wednesday with no rain is a dry hump day.” — Demetri Martin
- “Wednesday is that day of the week when the weekend is not even in sight and when we really need to put all our efforts into our duties. Even Friday seems far away while Thursday appears to us as an obstacle difficult to cross.” — Unknown
- “Wednesdays were the best thing about Atlantis. The middle of the week was a traditional holiday there. Everyone stopped work and celebrated the fact that half the week was over.” — Walter Moers, The 13 ½ Lives of Captain Bluebear
- “Each morning is the open door to a new world—new vistas, new aims, new plans, and new things… Wednesday morning is no less.” — Unknown
- “Wednesday is a day to help others celebrate life. You and only you are accountable for what you extend and give to others. One smile not only increases your value, but it gives joy to each person you meet.” — Byron Pulsifer
- “Wednesday: Halfway to the weekend!” — Unknown
- “On Wednesdays we wear pink.” — Karen, “Mean Girls”
- “Each morning is the open door to a new world – new vistas, new aims, new plans, new things… Wednesday morning is no less.” — Unknown
- “My job is to give people who work hard all week something to enjoy on Saturdays and Wednesdays.” — Arsene Wenger
- “Keep calm. It’s only Wednesday. We still have two more days to go.” — Unknown
- “When people refer to ‘Back in the Day,’ it was a Wednesday. Just a little fun fact for you.” — Dane Cook
- “He couldn’t believe it was only Wednesday. And it was made worse when he realized it was actually Tuesday.” ― T.J. Klune, The House in the Cerulean Sea
- “Wednesday will be amazing so wake up and smile.” — Unknown
- “Let Wednesday put a rainbow into your life.” — Anthony Hawes
- “Keep calm, it’s hump day!” — Unknown
- “On Wednesday, when the sky is blue, and I have nothing else to do, I sometimes wonder if it’s true that who is what and what is who.” — A.A. Milne, Winnie-the-Pooh
- “This must be the Mondayest Wednesday ever.” — Unknown
- “They didn’t want it good, they wanted it Wednesday.” — Robert A. Heinlein
- “It’s Wednesday! I’m breathing. I’m healthy. I’m truly blessed. I’m grateful for this day.” — Unknown
- “A good day is a day in which we manage to grow even a little bit and to move ahead at least one tiny step. When we stagnate, we lose ourselves and we lose endless chances. That is why a good Wednesday is a day when we did things, and we did them well.” — Liza Hawkins
- “By Wednesday, work is something that’s easy to complain about. But at the end of the day, you’re making money and making a living.” — Unknown
- “Help!!!! Why is Wednesday spelled like that?” — Blake Shelton
- “Wednesday: it’s almost, sorta, kinda, close to, just about nearly the weekend…” — Unknown
- “Only an obsessional procrastinator would cry, “Let’s run for our lives, but not till Wednesday afternoon.’” — John Cleese, So, Anyway
- “Wednesday will be amazing to wake up and smile.” —Unknown
- “To be honest, I’d rather be drinking coffee on my unicorn than whatever this Wednesday business is.” — Kevin Eubanks
- “This is proof that Monday wants me dead… Wednesday wouldn’t do this to me. It’s laid back. Friday actually likes me! But Monday is a bitter, backstabbing treacherous day.” — Arthur Daigle, Goblin Stories
- “Wednesday is half ugly and half beautiful. One side of the coin is you have successfully passed two days of the week. Another side is, you have yet to pass two more days before the weekend arrives.” — Unknown
- “Happy Hump Day! At least you’re at the top of the hill! Enjoy the roller coaster ride down to Sunday! Then just get back in line!” — Sotero M Lopez II
- “Hip, hip, hooray, it is happy hump day!” — Unknown
- “When our wildest stories happen on a Wednesday, we might be embarrassed to admit what we were doing on a regular, working day, while other people were focusing on their jobs and duties. Everyone thinks Wednesday are boring, maybe because we refuse to share the crazy things we did on a regular Wednesday.” — Diana Michelle
- “Alexa, skip to Friday.” — Unknown
- “Sometimes you might feel like no one’s there for you, but you know who’s always there for you? Laundry. Laundry will always be there for you, even on Hump Day.” — Unknown
- “Think that the problem is that people fear so many things and they don’t live life to its fullest. And for me as an artist, if God should want me to come this Wednesday to the end of my life, so be it.” — Criss Angel
- “Happy Hump Day. When life gives you LIMES, rearrange the letters… SMILE.” — Unknown
- “Go, Hump Day, go!” — Unknown
- “The “W” in Wednesday stands for wine.” — Unknown
- “When the president decides something on Monday, he still believes it on Wednesday—no matter what happened Tuesday.” — Stephen Colbert
- “The only way I can get through Wednesday is by avoiding people who call it Hump Day.” — Unknown
- “Did you say, it’s only Wednesday? Can I have more coffee please?” — Unknown
- “Every day of the week comes with its special challenges and rewards. Wednesday is no different. When Wednesday becomes the best day of the week, it means that we live a life of meaning and that we know how to make the best of each moment, no matter where we are.” — Samantha Jobs
- “Always keep a bottle of wine in the fridge for a special occasion. You know, like Wednesday.” — Unknown
- “Nothing ruins Friday more than realizing that today is Wednesday.” — Unknown
- “Good Morning! Part of me thinking ‘Wow, it’s Wednesday already’ and the other part is thinking ‘What do you mean, it’s only Wednesday?!” — Unknown
- “The Tuesday scowls, the Wednesday growls, the Thursday curses, the Friday howls, the Saturday snores, the Sunday yawns, the Monday morns.” — Samuel Beckett, Watt
- “Happy Wednesday! I think I can see the weekend from here.” — Unknown
- “I did Monday and Tuesday. I would like to move straight to Friday now.” — Unknown
- “Instead of traveling on a weekend, begin your trip on a Tuesday or Wednesday, which are often the cheapest days to fly. Being flexible with timing can help with savings.” — Gillian Tans
- “Wednesday. Still not Friday.” — Unknown
- “I find your lack of faith in Wednesday disturbing. Don’t worry, the week is almost over.” — Unknown
- “I live for Tuesdays and die by Wednesdays.” — David Cook
- “It’s only Tuesday? Monday took so long that I thought it was Wednesday!” — Unknown
- “Elephants love Wednesday, and so will you. Elephants remember Wednesday as if it was only Tuesday.” — Anthony T. Hincks
- “Wednesday is the perfect mix of, ‘Wow, it’s Wednesday already?’ and ‘It’s only Wednesday?’” — Unknown
- “After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says W-T-F.” — Unknown
- “He couldn’t believe it was only Wednesday. And it was made worse when he realized it was actually Tuesday.” — T.J. Klune
- “I hate Wednesdays that feel like Mondays when I wish that they were Fridays.” — Unknown
- “Never schedule a board meeting on Wednesday because it kills two weekends.” — Kurt Vonnegut
- “If I love you Wednesday, what is that to you? I do not love you Thursday—so much is true.” — Edna St. Vincent Millay
- “My attitude toward progress has passed from antagonism to boredom. I have long ceased to argue with people who prefer Thursday to Wednesday because it is Thursday.” — Gilbert K. Chesterton
- “Monday for wealth, Tuesday for health, Wednesday the best day of all: Thursday for crosses, Friday for losses, Saturday no luck at all.” — English Proverb
- “Wednesday will either make you or break you. You are either on the upward trend or the downward slide to the end of the work week. Give it all you got this Wednesday!” — Catherine Pulsifer
- “What’s in a Wednesday? You! That’s who! Happy Wednesday.” — Anthony T. Hincks
- “Wed.Nes.Day. Win. This. Day.” — Unknown
- “When a day that you happen to know is Wednesday starts off by sounding like Sunday, there is something seriously wrong somewhere.” — John Wyndham, The Day of the Triffids Next, check out these awesome Friday quotes to kick-start your weekend!
