And if you were one of the lucky few who had a bidet last March when the coronavirus quarantine first began, you didn’t give a crap about the TP shortage. Literally. Your bottom was still sparkling like porcelain while retailers everywhere ran out of the most coveted item of 2020. But aside from the environmental and financial benefits, bidets might just be better for our overall health, too. No sh*t—the average pair of adult underwear contains about a tenth gram of fecal matter. Gross, right? Well, it also contaminates your laundry, too, which is even yuckier. A bidet will likely do a better job, making the wipe a thing of the past. So, have we sold you on the beauty of the bidet yet? Don’t be a party pooper—keep reading for the 10 best bidets if you’re ready to upgrade from wiping (ew)!
10 Best bidets and bidet attachments
TUSHY Spa 3.0 from TUSHY, $119
Buying a TUSHY means joining the clean butt club! No, really, that’s one of the company’s mottos. TUSHY is one of the premier brands in removable bidet attachments and what we love about them is how they embrace the potty humor! With a TUSHY—which is incredibly easy to install—you’ll only use a pint of water to wash versus the 15 million trees annually it takes to make toilet paper. Not to mention, installing a TUSHY means doing some good, too, for the planet but also for the community. For every bidet sold, TUSHY funds the build-out of clean potties for impoverished communities—something we can get behind. Check out the TUSHY Spa 3.0 from TUSHY here.
TUSHY Ace Electric Bidet Seat from TUSHY, $599
Are you totally loyal to the TUSHY brand but need something, more spectacular? TUSHY has heard the feedback from its fans and has now released the brand new TUSHY Ace Electric Bidet Seat! It comes with its own remote control with heated seat features and as well options to adjust the angle, temperature, and more. Check out the TUSHY Ace from TUSHY here.
OMIGO SL Advanced Bidet Toilet Seat from OMIGO, $381.65
The SL Advanced Bidet Toilet Seat from OMIGO is like the Tesla of bidets. (And it comes with the price point to prove it!) With a totally futuristic feel (literally like a robot that helps you go to the bathroom or something), this model from OMIGO even comes with a wireless remote control. Featuring rear and front washes, endless warm water, seven nozzle positions, three spray widths, three pressure settings, a built-in LED night light, and a heated toilet seat—one more time for the people in the back: a heated!!! toilet seat—you may never leave the porcelain throne ever again! Check out the OMIGO SL Advanced Bidet Toilet Seat here.
LUXE Bidet Neo 185, $40.82
Want a clean rear but don’t want the extravagant price point? The WUXE Bidet Neo 185 might just be the bidet attachment for you. More affordable than some of the higher-end bidets on this list, it doesn’t disappoint in terms of features and fanciness. It’s got a forward-facing nozzle (which can come in handy for new mothers who just gave birth or menstruators looking for a fresh feeling during their period), a hygienic nozzle guard that keeps things 100% sanitary, and a drying system so you can forgo the pat-dry technique. Check out the LUXE Bidet Neo here.
Bio Bidet SlimGlow Bidet Toilet Attachment, $59
Water does it better and that’s exactly why it’s Bio Bidet’s tagline. While Bio Bidet is known for some pretty expensive toilet-related gadgets (a potty-slash-bidet that’s over $2,000, for example), even its more inexpensive bidet attachment designs are worth a nod. The SlimGlow model is nonelectric, features one square knob for angled control and personalized pressure, a dual nozzle, and a soft, glowing night light that won’t blind you when you get up to go in the middle of the night. Check out the Bio Bidet SlimGlow Bidet Toilet Attachment With Dual Nozzle here.
Bio Bidet TP70 PALM Travel Portable Bidet, $14.95
Another cost-effective option from Bio Bidet is its PALM TP-70 Travel Bidet. That’s right—it’s a travel bidet for when you have to go while you’re on the go. Because let’s face it, as anyone with a bidet knows, once you water-flush, you don’t go back to wiping (even if you’re staying in a hotel, at someone’s house, or camping overnight). This bidet-it-yourself travel gadget uses no power and no battery. It simply features a longer angled nozzle (about 7.5" so you don’t have to go crazy bending over in the right position!) and holds up to 450 mL of water. The transportable bidet has two sets of five nozzle holds, but you are 100% in control of the pressure with your own hands. Plus, this little guy is small enough to fit in purses, diaper bags, and luggage! Check out the Bio Bidet TP70 PALM Travel Portable Bidet here. Kohler Puretide Elongated Manual Bidet Toilet Seat, $128 If sleek is more your speak, the Kohler Puretide Elongated Manual Bidet Toilet Seat is totally talking your language. It’s an actual toilet seat (rather than an additional bidet attachment) and it features a single wand for turning on ambient water cleansing. You can adjust the spray position with the side handle and the wand itself is self-cleaning, doing so after each use. The seat itself also features a quiet-close lid that doesn’t jolt you (or anyone nearby) with the sound of it slamming down. Check out the Kohler K-5724-96 Puretide Elongated Manual Bidet Toilet Seat here.
Coway Bidetmega 150, $399
With advanced i-wave cleaning technology for a multi-stage wash with adjustable pressure, temperature, and motion, the Coway Bidetmega 150 is a two-stage bidet that proves cleanliness is close to godliness. After all, it’s got user-friendly, accessible buttons—for both children and in Braille, for the visually impaired—as well as custom controls that allow you to easily set your personal preferences. This thing? It’s your craptonite—uh, kryptonite. If all these features aren’t enough to warrant the price point, consider this: it also has an air dryer and a “wash care system” that keeps the water path and nozzle free of any contiminants. Check out the Coway Bidgetmega 150 here.
Fluidmaster Soft Spa 9500 Bidet, $399.99
Your tush is going to love the Fluidmaster Soft Spa 9500 Bidet! After all, Fluidmaster is the #1 toilet repair company on the world, so they totally know their sh*t. Literally. The Soft Spa has water temperature and pressure controls, adjustable dryer speeds, an ergonomic temperature-controlled comfort seat (wow!), controls via either a push button or wireless remote, and a deodorizer. While it does require an electrical outlet to work, you’ll also really enjoy its convenient features such as the night light, soft-close lid, and automatic front and rear cleaning cycles. Check out the Fluidmaster Soft Spa 9500 Bidet here.
GenieBidet Hand Held Bidet Sprayer, $28.99
If you’re more of a hands-on kind of person, then you may want to take matters into your own hands. With the Hand Held Bidet Sprayer from GenieBidet, you’re in control! More like some of the bidets you would see across the pond, this inexpensive bidet option features a hybrid T adapter, stainless steel hose, and a precision adjustable thumb knob with a solid brass valve. Check out the GenieBidet Hand Held Bidet Sprayer here.
Omigo Travel Bidet, $45
Who says the porcelain throne (and its attachments) should be white or ivory? With the Omigo Travel Bidet, you get three colorway options: pink, blue, and black. But aside from making bidet time more fun? vibrant? colorful?, the Omigo Travel Bidet really is a life-safer when you’re on-the-go and in a pinch. Stave off that itchy-butt feeling while traveling by slipping this small, portable bidet in your carryon. You can even take it camping or really, anywhere with a public restroom! Check out the Omigo Travel Bidet here. Next up, make these easy sustainable swaps to live more eco-friendly.
