The Masked Singer host, 42, recently released a new holiday shopping video, in which he had no problem poking fun at himself over his ever-growing family. Cannon—who currently has eleven children with six different women—often finds himself as the butt of the joke over his expanding brood of kiddos, and now he’s joining in on some of the light-hearted fun. In a new video shared to Instagram on Wednesday, Nov. 30, the TV personality talked about Christmas shopping for his family, which is expected to be no small task for him. “It’s almost the holidays, and thanks to me, the world now has eight billion people,” he joked in the clip, while sitting in front of a fire place, sporting a festive Christmas sweater and Santa hat. As Parade previously reported, the world population recently reached eight billion, per calculations from the United Nations. “But my job’s not done,” Cannon continued. “Now it’s time to do some online Christmas shopping, and based on the baby mama-to-kid ratio, I’ve got a whole helluva lot of gifts to buy. Let’s go!” The video then transitions into a graphic that reads “Christmas Shopping With Nick Cannon,” while holiday music plays in the background. “And to start it off, my adorable and jovial offspring gave me a list,” the former America’s Got Talent host adds, before exclaiming, “Daddy’s got this! It’s gonna be a Merry motherf—king Christmas!” As he begins reading the lengthy list, he says, “I didn’t get none of this stuff as a kid! Know what my daddy got me? A stick! They used to call me Stick Cannon.” “No, I can’t afford the whole Lakers—maybe one of them?” he jokes. “All these d-mn gifts, y’all just don’t want to go to college, huh?” He also pretends to take a phone call from his 11-year-old daughter, Monroe, who he shares with ex-wife Mariah Carey, as he says, “Where are you going to put a dolphin, little girl? Huh? Oh yeah, your mama got an island, nevermind! OK—I’m gonna work on the dolphin.” “Happy holidays, from my big-ass family to yours,” he adds toward the end of the video, before getting one last laugh while jokingly trying to pawn off his own body parts for extra cash to buy gifts. “Yeah, how much can I get for this kidney?” he quips in another pretend phone call. Cannon’s shopping list for Christmas gifts this year is also expected to grow even more, as he is currently awaiting the arrival of his twelfth child—a second baby with model Alyssa Scott. The pair previously lost their first child, five-month-old son Zen, who tragically died of a brain tumor in December 2021. Cannon is also a father to his and Carey’s son Morrocan, in addition to sons Golden Sagon and Rise Messiah and daughter Powerful Queen with Brittany Bell, twins Zion Mixolydian and Zillion Heir and daughter Beautiful Zeppelin with Abby De La Rosa, son Legendary Love with Bre Tiesi, and daughter Onyx Ice Cole with LaNisha Cole. To see more of Cannon’s shopping plans for the whole gang, you can watch the full version of Nick Cannon’s Holiday Shopping video on YouTube. More News: • Toby Keith Shares Health Update on Cancer Battle • Kaley Cuoco and Tom Pelphrey’s Birthday Posts Spark Engagement Rumors • Homeowners Receive Upsetting Note From ‘Grinch’ Neighbors Over Holiday Decorations
